Mistery Disney

Have you ever wondered about the real story behind Disney Characters?

What's the relationship between Donald and Daisy?
Why do the nephews live with Donald?
Are these nephews his children?
Are these nephews Daisy's children?
Are these nephews Donald's and Daisy's children? Did Daisy refuse to take care of them?
Are these nephews uncle Scrooge's mistake? Is somebody from his staff involved? Is Daisy involved?

Are Goofy and Clarabelle dating?
Can dogs date cows?
If a dog and a cow had a son: would it look like Goofy's nephew?

Are Mickey and Minnie dating?
Is the nephew their son?
Is the nephew Minnie's mishap?
Is Goofy involved?
Can dogs date mice?

Does Pete date anybody?
Where did his nephew come from?

Is there a parent somewhere?
Do they live in the land of uncles and nephews?
Do they live in the land of automatic reproduction?
If you are a parent in this land:
  Are you forced to declare your children nephews?
  Are guys forced to take care of the children-nephews?
  Are you forced to date forever?

Tired Writing

Heard it on the street (maybe it was on the web): the best writing is done when tired. Can you believe this? I mean, if your brain is dead and want to write something deep, what would you write about? How about this, "The deepness of the deep ocean reached the profound waters of the long and dark deep." Is this deep enough? How about something like this, "Dillon the cat said 'meow,' the she-cats loved it and replied, 'meow, meow.' and that turned Dillon on. He danced the cat dance until they melted--little did they know, he had already been fixed. 'Meow, meow, meow.'"--this is what I call being brain dead, two neurons writing, one falling sleep.