Wednesday, October 14, 2009

All Ears

Lefty, the left ear, said, “I think I’m bigger than you.”
Unhappy, Righty, the right ear, said “No, you are not. Besides you are all waxy.”
“Waxy? I shower everyday. Look at you! You have hairs coming out of you. Yuck!”
“Waxy, waxy, nah, nah, nah.”
Turning red, Lefty tried to punch Righty, but his efforts were in vain –Righty was too far away.

Seeing this mess, Cerebro, the brain, said, “Enough kiddos! Behave!” That didn’t slowed them down:
“Waxy, waxy, waxy.”
“Hairy, hairy, hairy.”

Sighing, Cerebro thought, It’s always the same, they never listen.

THE END