Wednesday, April 14, 2010

It depends

The bag of doughnuts disappeared from the break room. It was time to perform a deep investigation and ask the  suspects:
John yawn, "Wassup?"
"Somebody stole the donuts."
John yawn, "What donuts?"
It was time to ask someone else, Elsa looked at me, her hands trembled a bit, "I didn't do it."
"Did you steal the donuts?"
She looked away, and then gave me her I-hate-you-a-litlle-more look, "What do you think I am? A thief?"
No luck here either, last suspect. Peter cleaned his mouth with a napkin.
I asked him, "Do you know where the donuts are?"
He replied, "Whaaat dun-nus? Hooow manny?" and then gulped whatever he had on his mouth.
"What did you say?" This time I stared at him.
His blurted, "I didn't," then he looked at the floor and sighed, "I was hungry and they were there... you know..."

Case solved!